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my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

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witneyhouston:

U GUYS WHO IS RUNNING THIS ACCOUNT

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coolscar:

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why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

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i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

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theselener:

theselener:

theselener:

what’s the richest kind of air

billionaire

i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds

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